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Family Jokes :: #3521 By anynonomous from florida USA. One day a boy asked his grandpa "grandpa make a frog sound" The grandfather asked why? The boy said, "Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii” Forward this joke to your friends >>
Fitness :: #762 By Alicia from USA. Getting Kids to Exercise One of the culprits responsible for the increase in the number of overweight youngsters is a lack of exercise. Here are some tips from fitness expert Dr. Kenneth Cooper and the National Association for Sport and Physical Education on how to get your children moving. - Offer rewards for exercising, such as tokens they can save to attend a sporting event or theme park. - Have a “toy run” by hiding small, inexpensive toys along a neighborhood route. Walk or run with your child to pick up the prizes. - Watch events on TV or movies with a sports theme, such as “The Karate Kid: or “The Rookie,” and then try to engage the kids in such an activity. - Walk or ride a bike with your kids while doing errands. - Plan birthday parties around a sports theme, such as bowling, miniature golf, or skating.
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Work Jokes :: #17206 By Ed Carley from Colorado Springs Colorado USA.
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."